Technical Support Connection

This one goes out to all my friends who have the fortune to be employed at this time, but the misfortune of being employed by the Sitel Corporation doing technical support.


Technical Support Connection

I'm eating corn chips,                        
I shoot from my hip,                          
I'm a first-year student,                     
And barely equipped,                          
But I'm your technical support connection,   
Directing you to remove your microchip.      

Now I'm level two,                            
When your screen is blue,                     
And you're crying because,                    
All your work is through,                     
But I'm your technical support connection,   
Denying your next request for something new. 

Screaming on the phone,                       
To the newbie drone,                          
Diconnected for the,                          
Fury that you've shown,                       
From your new technical support connection,  
Leaving you to ignite at your home alone.    

Returning once more,                          
Nicer than before,                            
You get a manager,                            
To settle the score,                          
It's me! Your technical support connection,  
Your warranty has ended and here's the door! 

You've escalated,                             
Never placated,                               
You have begged and pleaded,                  
And then debated,                             
To your new technical support connection,    
Who seemed, a little less than you, elated.  

So you have one made,                              
Think yourself well-played,                        
But as fate has decided,                           
It's me that you paid!                             
Your local technical support connection,          
I'm the guy, who for some reason, made the grade. 


Invino Veritas
9/5/11
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