9/19/11
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1. I should remind myself to write the book entitled "Songs That Should Never Be Sung
Aloud To Anyone Ever". This will be a collection of inappropriate, crude, lewd,
gauche, common, and otherwise lowbrow songs meant for purposes of humour and
just to simply get them out of my head. Their lyrical patterns will follow the ones
found in many popular songs. In all likelihood, it will probably become nothing more
than "Invino's Big Book of Dirty Poems".
2. This should probably be called "Random Cow Pies In The Field".
3. Remind me to make a Christmas version of "Songs That Should Never Be Sung Aloud To
Anyone Ever". Naturally, it should be narrated by Morgan Freeman.
4. I knew I was right; Courtney Gains was in both 'Children of the Corn' and 'Hardbodies'.
5. Man, never got any REM sleep last night. I hate it when this happens. Layed there for
four hours in a semi-sleep state until 6:30 this morning. I've a feeling this is going to
affect my Monday Night Football ventures.
6. I've a feeling that I'm going to end up getting denatured alcohol in my eye. My eye itches,
and I have the alcohol on my fingers at the moment.
7. After listening to a bunch of Cabaret bands and singers on last.fm, I've realized a few
things. Most all of them are really crappy. Voltaire is awesome. Vermillion Lies ain't
bad. Abney Park is pretty decent. But the rest of it sounds like butt. I would happily
recommend some Voltaire, however. Oh, and Jason Webley seems to be pretty decent,
too.
8. Everyone should know people of the following five occupations: Police Officer, Lawyer,
Doctor, Mechanic, and a Computer Guy. These seem like people who you will inevitably
find yourself paying at one point in your life within modern society unless you have a
friend.
9/20/11
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1. I feel like I'm in a creative lull. I wonder if it may be that I'm not putting myself into
situations that serve as impetus for my creativity. Hmm.
2. Zombina and the Skeletons are cool. Check 'em here.
3. I really wonder about the inspiration that people have for their band names. For example:
Black Math Horseman, The Peculiar Pretzelman, The Mystic Knights of the Oingo
Boingo, and, my favorite, Honest Bob and the Factory-to-Dealer Incentives.
4. I wonder if the band 'The Last Days of Jesus' mean their music to be listened before,
during, or after Passover. And are they talking about the first or second time? This is
so confusing.
5. Given the amount of MSG in Chinese cuisine in the U.S., I wonder if I could rub some Lo
Mein on some day-old cantaloupe and bring back the color in the fruit. After all, Fruit
Fresh was nothing more than MSG, which, by the way, you can buy in your spice aisle.
6. Clockhammer was one of the best bands of which you never heard.
7. I think I deserve to be upset to a slight degree if I sit in my chair for an hour with my fly
down a nobody brings it to my attention. Especially when I already know.
9/21/11
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1. Ok, Facebook. You may wonder why I decided to post this one Google's service. It's for
the same reason every infinitesimal chunk of substance that I still like about Facebook is
being wittled away piece by piece with every stupid change you make to the interface. If I
want to drive to the store in my hometown, the city doesn't change the route every few
weeks. The things that I found attractive about using your service are slowly disappearing
with every change. You need to realize that I, among others, don't need you. What will we
do without you? The same damn thing we did before you, and maybe more. With the
competition that has sprung upvwith your success, you can't afford to drive the mainstays
away. But I have a minor solution forvyou: institute a classic view. Otherwise, the more
infrequent I hear from you, the better.
2. There is a suprising amount of people in this world who will attempt to tell intelligent,
smart, creative, and talented people that they are ignorant. I'm reminded of ex-KGB
agent Yuri Bezmenov's explanation of 'normalization', or the changing of a nation over
a period of time to one's own idea of truth, fact, and definition. You can catch some
of Yuri's interviews on Youtube, by the way. It's actually pretty good, and really kind
of depressing and scary.
3. 'Breaking Bad' is an excellent show. It's interesting, comical at times, and it has a different
sort of feel than most shows. But, unlike many other shows I like, it's not very inspiring.
Usually, I feel like I may have creative surges when I start watching or engaging in
something, but not with this show. It's kind of strange, actually. No, I'm not saying I
borrow from these other shows. Think of it more like applying the heat to cook your
dinner. It just gets the juices flowing.
4. I really should apply myself towards getting another scene, at the very least, to the play.
5. I think I need a priest or a rabbi. These printers are surely spawns of the devil, and must
be blessed and/or exorcised.
6. Too bad brass isn't worth a ton of money. I could be swimming in dough right about
now from all this brass lying around in these spare parts.
7. What if it's not that our perspective on time changes a we get older but rather the temporal
stream changes as we get older? Say, for example, it's not that time flies when we get
older, but it's actually "covering less ground' as it reaches its own finality. I think Ted
Theodore Logan just said 'Whoa."
8. I fought the Taco Bell 12-Pack, and the 12-Pack won. I'll have to write that Kobayashi guy
and learn his training secrets. I'll be back, damn you! You can't escape me forever! (This is
me shaking my fist on a blog service.)
9. I made a clerical error yesterday: it's Zombina and the Skeletones.
10. The Creepshow is pretty cool, too. The band, not the show or movie.
9/22/11
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1. Taken from a recent Classifieds listing: "FS: Squeaky Shoes". Really? This is a
selling point?
2. Man, my back has been feeling pretty good the past couple of days. I wonder why. Hmm.
3. Man, Kyle Thomas's (Alabama Thunderpussy) voice is monstrous. The guy is a beast.
4. I think if I replace one more printer base I'm going to end up in the bell tower with a rifle.
5. Today, I worked on the second installment or act or fourth scene or whatever of something
that began on here as a whim of three scenes and one act called "Devilishly
Departmental: A Farce". It's called "Devilishly Departmental: Part Deux". I wrote nearly
two entire scenes of what should probably be three scenes. This is why there's probably
not going to be as much content under this date in this post.
9/23/11
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1. Damn I'm tired.
2. When martian kids look at the night sky, do they see the martian in the earth?
3. When the tooth is long,
And the beard is gray,
When the moon is bright,
And the sun goes away,
The stars do shine,
Lighting silver bristles,
Shining the way,
For tiny silver missiles.
4. "You can't have everything; Where would you put it?" (Steven Wright)
5. So if neutrinos can go faster than the speed of light, how could we harness that if
they pass through all tangible matter?
6. "Son, you put the 'shit' in shit."
7. The end.
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